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'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
'There's really no need for confusion with this Medicare stuff. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L in the instructions quite clearly says ... '
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"When will I be old enough to start suing people?"
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'I couldn't get liability insurance for my sled.'
'This is the substitute stress-medication your insurance company approved. Just watch them for a couple hours a day, and you should feel good as new.'
"You think that money can buy everything...but what price can you put on loyalty, integrity, how could you compensate me for losing my friends?"
'Well bang goes your second career as a claimant.'
"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"
Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'
"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."
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Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!
"I can't live on my salary, so I'm trying to encourage a sexual harassment lawsuit."
'Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.'
"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"
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'You're going to need surgery. Let me check my computer to see how often you have been a litigant.'
'So you admit you excluded my client from Reindeer games.'
Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.
'I'm suing my way through law school.'
'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'
'Though we have to lay you off, our severance package - a carton of macaroni and cheese and a voucher for $25 at the snack machine - should help.'
"I love this comedy. What's it called?"