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Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
"I think you'll find I'm hard working, tech-savvy, and should the need arise, willing to wear a wire."
"I ask you, your honor. Does my client appear competent to stand trial?"
"They're worried that the most difficult jobs will be filled by the least competent..." HOUSE OF COMMONS
"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."
'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'
'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'
"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."
'You claim on your resume that you're a born leader.'
"You're our most ineffective employee, we're moving you to where you can do the least damage."
'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'