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'Your Dad's a jerk.'
'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
'Well this is awkward.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
Tags:animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, egg, eggs, which came first, first, riddle, riddles, cliche, cliches, science, biology, dilemma, dilemmas, causality, paradox, paradoxes, poultry, problem, problems, next, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, next in line, cashier, cashiers, shopping, shopper, shoppers, customer, customers, competition, competitions, rivalry, rivalries, competing
"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"
Tags:business executive, business executives, boss, bosses, new york, nyc, ny, new york city, new york, time, time zone, time zones, eastern standard time, subordinate, subordinates, regional time, regional time zones, time difference, time differences, california, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, film producer, film producers, getting ahead, get ahead, competition, competitiveness, order, ordering, ordered, director, directors, eastern time, pacific time, pacific standard time, unreasonable, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, impossible request, impossible requests
"I knew you were always Mom's favorite!"
Tags:favorite, favorites, favourite, favourites, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, brother, brothers, sibling, siblings, rivalry, rivalries, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, brotherly, competition, competitions, perp, perps, favorite child, favorite children, favourite child, favourite children
"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
At the world meditating championships
"How are her scores?"
Tags:score, scores, test score, test scores, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, pride, proud, toddler, toddlers, competitive, competition, competitions, stroller, strollers, start young, starts young, starting young, kid, kids, young age, overbearing
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, tortures, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
So You Think You're A Cat
"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
Tags:theory, theories, disprove, disproves, disproving, hypothesis, hypotheses, scientist, scientists, scientific, academic, academics, immature, immaturity, faulty, faulty theory, faulty theories, dunce, dunces, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, public humiliation, mathematician, mathematicians, professor, professors, bad winner, bad winners, competitive, competitiveness, competition, juvenile
"Your sister got another promotion."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, cape, capes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, signal, signals, message, messages, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, son, sons, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, adult child, promotion, promotions, promoted, brag, bragging, boast, boasting, competition, competitive, technology, modern life
"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."
"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."
Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
Tags:chicken and the egg, chicken or the egg, winner, winners, loser, losers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, philosophy, big question, big questions, philosophical question, philosophical questions, competition, competitions, competitve, competitiveness, race, races, evolution, theory of evolution
"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, meat eater, meat eaters, manager, managers, business manager, herbivore, herbivores, business managers, boss, bosses, male pale stale, out of date, out of touch, competitive, competition, ruthless, ruthlessness, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat businessmen
'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Tags:united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., flag, flags, stars and stripes, american flag, american flags, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, patriotism, patriot, patriots, nationalism, nationalist, nationalists, salesman, salesmen, peddler, peddlers, street hawker, street hawkers, sidewalk, sidewalks, pavement, constitutional amendment, constitutional amendments, amendment, amendments, amending, desecration, desecration of the flag, respect for the flag, ban, bans, banning, forbidden, forbidding, outlawing, law, laws, competition, competitions, consumerism, politics, political
'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'
"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth, as good as it gets, married life, marriage
Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.