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'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'
"Well you know what they say, 'here today gone tomorrow', or in the case of tech start ups 'here today, gone shortly after lunch.'"
'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'
'In order to have a chance with the Chinese contract we had to slash your hourly rates.'
"These things just aren't selling."
"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."
Hastily employing a pen and a pack of Post-It notes, ace corporate spy Harry Napier fools a vigilant security guard.
Acme Biogenetics: 'We believe that to survive in today's super-competitive economy, a company has to be able to reinvent itself at a moment's notice!'
"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"
'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'
'I'm selling leashes and collars again, to survive the competition....
'No, I won't spay her for fifteen dollars...
'If Dr. Who had been as successful as Star Trek would everyone today be carrying screwdrivers that took pictures and played tunes?'
"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."
Food Chain: Online Retail, Big Box Stores, Chain Stores, Mom & Pop Stores.
"Congratulations on yer retirement. . ."
"Yeah, I had to get a job. Being the local crazy street person just got too competitive."
"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."