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'Man, I hate needles!!'
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
The Colicky Family
Tags:colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturity
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, impatient, impatience, jerk, jerks, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, needle, needles, body art, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, regret, regrets, regretted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, fly, flies, insect, insects, eat, eating, feed, feeding, feeds, soup, fly in my soup, waiter, waitress, waiting, waitressing, waiters, waitress', complaint, complaining, dining, diner, diners, complainer, complainers, soups, meal, meals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."
'Our relationship is worse than I thought. I say 'tomato,' you say 'keg of beer.''
'I wanted this on the rocks.'
Tags:ice, ices, on the rocks, rocks, rock, rocky, goat, goats, mountain goat, mountain goats, drink, drinks, complain, complaint, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, mountain, mountains, habit, habits, neat, barman, barmen, waiter, waiters, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And he's smoking!'
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, fly in my soup, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoked, non-smoking, non smoking area, non-smoking area, complain, complaint, complaining, complains, complainer, complainers, customer service, customer services, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, knee injury, knee injuries, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, injuring, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, complain, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, complaint, complaints, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'
Avast Ye,, matey - there be a complaint against ye. One of the sea hags from accountin' says ye been swabbin' yer deck in view of the interns.
Tags:pirate, pirates, sailor, sailors, pillage, pillager, pillaging, pillaged, complaint, complain, complains, complainers, patch, patches, skull, skulls, crossbone, crossbones, ship, ships, deck, decks, swab, sabbin, swabbing, sea, seas, hag, hags, mate, mates, matey, inern, interns, view, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, your time, not your time, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, sick of, sick of your complaints, sick of your whining, annoying, annoyed, sick, bothersome, tiresome, tiring, tired, sick and tired, technically, early death
'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'
'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'
"I suggest you air your woes through the media."
"Complaining empowers us."
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, hotel, hotels, resort, resorts, complaint, complaints, complaining, different, nice, new, negative, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, hard to please, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers
'And you've written to the council on this one.'
'If your illness becomes much more boring, I may have to operate.'