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'But hey, who am I to complain?'
'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."
Tags:date, dates, dating, carry, carries, carrying, jane, swing, swings, swinging, heavy, heaviness, lift, lifts, lifting, arm, arms, complain, complains, complaining, carry, carries, carrying, heavy load, heavy loads, heavy lifting, complaint, complaints, swing from tree to tree, swinging from tree to tree, pain, pains, painful, tire, tires, tiring, tired out, tuckered out, exhausted, exhaustion, exhaust, exhausting
'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'
'Man, I hate needles!!'
"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"
Tags:girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, date, dates, love life, chore, chores, to-do list, to-do lists, to do list, to do lists, workload, workloads, work/life balance, work-life balance, life-work balance, life/work balance, hectic lifestyle, hectic lifestyles, busy schedule, busy schedules, complain, complains, complaining, family life
"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."
Tags:vacation, vacations, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, cliche, cliches, what i did this summer, road trip, road trips, back seat, back seats, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, car trip, car trips, car journey, car journeys, journey, journeys, gripe, gripes, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, family vacation, family vacations, uninterested, disinterested, essay, essays, essay assignment, essay assignments
"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
Tags:police report, police reports, complaint, complain, complains, complaining, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, patrol, patrols, patrolling, bother, bothers, bothering, petty, pettiness, officer, officers, patrol officer, patrol officers, local police, police department, police departments, waste of time, wastes of time
'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
The Colicky Family
Tags:colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturity
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
"I'm so ready to quit - the pay sucks, and every night I go home reeking of hazelnut."
Tags:barista, baristas, hipster, hipsters, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars, low wage, low pay, hazelnut, smell, smells, smelling, quit, quits, quitting, minimum wage, job, jobs, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, wage, wages, unrewarding, new job, new jobs
"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, cave painting, cave paintings, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, art, misunderstood artist, misunderstood artists, inventing, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, fire, flame, wasting time, potchkeh, potchkeeing, keeping up with the joneses, cave, caves, yiddsh, jewish, complain, complains, complaining, nagging, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
Tags:older generation, older generations, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, predator, predators, old guy, old guys, prey, lost a step, lose a step, losing a step, younger generation, younger generations, old age, middle age, middle aged, keep up, keeps up, keeping up, barfly, barflies, passed over, passed by, has-been, has-beens, lost it
"I don't want to seem to want to talk about it."
Tags:keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, bar, bars, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, talk, talks, talking, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, carefree, facade, facades, relaxed, cool, calm, dispassionate, problem, problems, talk, talks, talking, communication, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication problem, communication problems, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity
"I think I speak for all of us."
"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."
Tags:town hall, town hall meeting, town hall meetings, diagnosis, diagnoses, heart problem, heart problems, heart trouble, heart troubles, local politics, local politician, local politicians, heart attack, heart attacks, mayor, mayors, city council, city councils, city councilman, city councilmen, protest, protests, protester, protesters, busybody, busybodies, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, whine, whines, whiny, whinge, whinges, whinging, moans, moaning
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, impatient, impatience, jerk, jerks, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, needle, needles, body art, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, regret, regrets, regretted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).
Tags:pray, prays, prayer, prayers, praying, mantis, atheist, atheists, atheism, tenodera, sinensis, athiesto, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, nativity, nativities, scene, scenes, anti, call, calls, calling, caller, callers, file, filing, files, city, cities, hall, halls, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."
"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"
Tags:bench, benches, park bench, park benches, territory, territories, territorial, old man, old person, old people, small town, small towns, tourist, tourists, tourism, complain, complains, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, unwelcome, visitor, visitors, visiting, thoughtless, sit, sits, sitting, relax, relaxes, relaxing, grumpy old man, grumpy old men, grumpy, grump, grumps
"Life sucks and then you keep living."
Tags:life sucks, life, depressive, depressives, depressing, cynic, cynics, cynical, living, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, cynicism, dour, outlook, outlooks, sour, frustration, frustrations, negative, negativity, murphy's law, complain, complains, complaining, moans, moaning