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Thinning the Herd through Reading and Comprehension: 'All-they-can-eat Fish Feast!'
Falling off the Math Cliff
'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'
'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'
Things That It Wasn't
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"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"
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Business man to lady: 'I thought the meeting was thorough and complete. I didn't understand a word that was said.'
"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"
'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'
Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.
'Somethings these humans do just don't add up.'
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"Make my speech so incomprehensible it won't matter if I'm taken out of context."
'I was on the wall for the whole meeting, but I just couldn't follow all the jargon.'
"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"
'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'
'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'
'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'
My math teacher has my number.
"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."
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'How come some people can understand the mathematical principals underlying the structure of the cosmos. Yet I can't even add up a restaurant bill?'
The last thing they think
'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'
'I wish that the universe was in my comprehension.' 'I wish that I was within my comprehension.'
'You want something? It has to do with your dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk.'
"Like the stars in the Universe, he's beyond comprehension."