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Try that again and click nicely this time.
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."
Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.
Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.
"Sometimes I wish you had a little green light that would blink on and off like the computer, so I could tell whether you're processing anything or if you've just frozen up."
"I hope you don't mind, but the size of the file I just sent you was 198,753 gigs."
"How many times do I tell you, you CANNOT unfreeze your screen with your hairdryer!"
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"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."
Message: This computer is shutting down for updates in 30 seconds.
'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'
"Now remember not to give away the big surprise!"
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The developers of this drug can't explain it, but its only side effect is that it causes your hard drive to crash.
I see the computer system is down again.
'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'
Wha about trying another antivirus?
'IT support? Help!!! I just lost 28.743 friends!!!'
Tossing computer into canyon.
'I think he was bombarded with a little too much information!'
'My teacher and my computer were both down today.'
'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'
'Thus the big party.'
'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'
New Year's eve plans!