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'This baby has lots of memory.'
"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."
'Today's weather. . . storm clouds over most of the east. . . computer data clouds over California. . .'
Early Computer Dating: "Dearest princess: yes, it's true! I am an enchanted prince!"
Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."
'What do you mean you forgot to back up my life?'
'That must be my computer date.'
'I wish you were available online.'
Robot leaves 'Computer Dating Service' with computer.
Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'
Computer: 'It's my data - it's been rubbed raw.'
Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...
That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).
Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."
Computer telling man he loves him