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'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'
'I'd be willing to settle for a 'Mr. Wrong' who's trainable.'
'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'
Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.
Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'
Computer dating scams make it even harder for the Invisible Man to get a date.
"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."
Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.
"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"
'OK, so I lied about my age.'
'I'm actually much more handsome and successful than this in my facebook profile, and facebook's where I have my real relationships.'
Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.
"He's handsome. I wonder how he tastes?"
'I also enjoy going for long walks and ball sports.'
"So - we meet at last."
To help his date recognize him from their online chats, Burt wore his PC monitor helmet.
"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."
"Lewis decided to try computer dating."
They both regretted lying to the dating agency about an interest in art.
'Sarah, it's that bloke you've been chatting to on the computer.'
'On all the financial exchanges, losers outperformed winners four to one. Coincidently, the same performance applies to the computerized dating services.'