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"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
Tags:computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, hr, human resources, personnel, manager, managers, management, managements, management skill, management skills, managing, it department, it departments, computer department, computer departments
"What's wtih the ladder? Is it a stairway to heaven?"
'We want people to see the human side of IT.'
"Here's your problem."
Grog was the best IT man in the business.
"Since you want to work in our tech dept., you can start off by deleting these files from my personal, offline file."
"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."
'I'm going to retrieve my lunch, access a cup of coffee, and remain off-line for an hour. In other words, if someone calls I'm out to lunch.'
"Hey, Tom... could you take a look at my computer? It keeps spitting out garbage!"
Tags:malfunction, malfunctions, computer problem, computer problems, technical problem, technical problems, it tech, it techs, it technician, it technicians, computer tech, computer techs, computer technician, computer technicians, garbage, it department, computer department, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers
"Oh great! First my internet goes down, then my email crashes and now my bleedin' screen's frozen..."
Tags:computer problem, computer problems, technical problem, technical problems, it department, computer department, it departments, computer departments, information technology, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, frustrate, frustrating, office job, office jobs, desk job, desk jobs, office worker, office workers
"Sorry I'm late, but the computer urgently needed my assistance to upgrade to something about which I have no clue."
"Save! Save! "
"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."
"He's not my grandson! He's my I.T. consultant!!"
Tags:it consultant, it consultants, i.t. consultant, i.t. consultants, generation gap, generation gaps, computer department, it department, it departments, i.t. department, i.t. departments, grandson, grandsons, grandkid, grandkid, technical skills, computer problem, computer problems, technical skill
"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."
'No, they're not kids on a field trip. They're from our IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days.'
'Is this computer fast, or what? You just drilled a hole in the Space-Time-Continuum! No biggie, though. Just hit 'Control-Escape-Home' and you'll be back to normal!'
Computer security is slightly over the top.
Computer engineer who doesn't know what he's doing.
Tags:it skill, it skills, computer skill, computer skills, it department, it departments, computer department, computer departments, it tech, it techs, it technician, it technicians, computer tech, computer techs, computer technician, computer technicians, manual, manuals, instruction book, instruction books, instruction guide, instruction guides
'Technology has allowed us to fire half our staff only to pay an equal number of computer repair guys.'
"Nobody really knows what goes on in there...we're a faith-based organization."
Tags:i.t., it department, technology ignorance, faith-based organization, cyberphobia, luddite, luddites, it departments, computer department, computer departments, computer support, it support, faith, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, technophobics, technophobia, managers, computer ignorance, fear of technology
"Control, Alt, Delete? Okay, now what if the computer is literally on fire?"
"Yeah, I called. . . my computer crashed."
"I.T. Solutions! No, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong generation."
Tags:it, it department, it departments, computer department, computer departments, it support, technical support, computer support, technical problem, technical problems, generation gap, generation gaps, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, generation x, generation y, millennial, millennials