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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
An error of type 3 has occurred unexpectedly.
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Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!
"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."
Error 404: Image not Found.
You're so demanding, run it yourself!
Error: System clock is running 30 seconds slow!
Oh great. Not only do we have a virus, but now the computer has developed an attitude.
'Well Sir, I think we've finally gotten the virus out of the office computers.'
'Lying down on the job again, Crenshaw?'
QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).
'The databank is slightly mistaken. I'm not an alcoholic. I never attempted to assassinate the govenor. I havne't been married 17 times. I don't owe $66,000 in gambling debts...'
'The computer must be on the blink if it sent a questionnaire to him!'
"Feel any better?"
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Tossing computer into canyon.
"Great...My computer froze."
'Anyone for penance?'
'Sorry to be the one to tell you, Skidmore, but that 10 million dollar bonus we paid you last month was a computer error. We'll expect you back at work on the loading dock early monday morning.'
'Don't tell me I'm wrong...as far as I'm concerned it's your computer's word against my computer's word.'
Computer Support Line
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Battered PC Shelter
'To this century's most obnoxious party guest...'
'I asked the librarian to recommend a book and it said 'error 404'.'
Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.
"My computer is frozen."