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"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."
Physician, Reboot Thyself
'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'
'Thus the big party.'
New Year's eve plans!
'... Another software engineer!? - For God's sake woman, put him in a holding pattern...'
Doctor Checking Computer
'Dad, the PC crashed and I lost my calculator.' - 'Here Son. Try this.'
'The computer isn't only down, sir! It's upside down!'
You shoul dhave had these wires lagged!
"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"