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"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'
'Torrential rains were bad enough when it was just pouring water, but now that people store data in the clouds, it's even worse.'
'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'
If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0
'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'
"First, let me pull up your file."
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"It's pretty convenient being stored here in the cloud with my files."
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"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."
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"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."
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'That's why I always back up my files.'
'This figures. My file on politicians has become corrupt.'
'Well, I'm sorry, but according to our new system you are an 84 year old Caucasian woman with bad hips...Mrs. McGillicutty.'
"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."
'What do you mean you forgot to back up my life?'
'Thank goodness I saved that document on diskette.'
'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'
Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.
'Tell me about your attachments.'
'I told you not to open that attachment.'
Fred wishes his boss would let him save records on a computer because he was running out of space to securely store paper files.
'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'