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'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'
"I'd like to believe we're redefining the way future generations will waste their time."
'And this one's for participating in the 'Anything-but-video-games-oree.'
"Who ate all the dots?"
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"Do you ever wonder how much of this is live action and how much is computer generated?"
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A Pac-man coffin
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Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'At first, fantasy football was a harmless hobby. Then i started to believe I really owned a tam and Eli Manning really was my quarterback....'
Beginner Level Escalators
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'Call of Jury Duty': Smash hit video game for the 65 and older demographic.
'Wow! What graphics!'
Kid tries to plug in a book.
'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'
'But in my fantasy business league, all my stock picks are winners.'
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
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'It looks like a fantasy football injury.'
"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
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A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
'You fight the Gluten Hordes, make your way through the Peanut Fields, battle the Lactose King...'
"Little bastard played you like a video game."
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