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"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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'We'll have to take this one - he invented the software we're using to make the selection.'
"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"
'It's a Microsoft patch. It will help stop your addiction to PCs.'
The man who turned up with last years laptop.
'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'
"When I asked you to read a book, I didn't mean Facebook."
Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Data Base of Useless Information, 500,000,000 GB.
Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.
'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'
'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'
"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."
"Can your 3D printer makes a 2D printer that doesn't have a blinking red light?"
Colin liked to keep up with the latest technologies.
Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.
'Who said romance is dead? I Just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'
Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.
A Pocketknife Laptop.
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
'Mouse, virus, firewall, why can't you computer people come up with your own words, rather than stealing ours?'