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"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'
'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'
'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'
'I think we're being educated for failure...'
'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'
'Mine don't pass notes anymore - they e-mail each other on their palm pilots.'
'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
'Why not? It always works in women's fashion.'
"His first word was 'Dotcom'."
"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."
'Excuse me. Hello? .... I'd like to exit this program now.'
'My dog ate my computer.'
'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'
I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...
It's computer generated magic...wireless.
'I no longer make housecalls. Now I contact all my victims online.'
'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'
'He used to love his garden but now he spends all his time on the computer.'
'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'