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'Find out if that was a computer glitch or a market glitch?'
'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup!'
Storewide Y2K sale
"I think our algorithm MAY have a few glitches...he was in the 'nice' list!"
'Hester, we have a problem.'
'It's a wheel - my other invention is a computer system for RBS.'
New Year's eve plans!
'Thus the big party.'
'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'
'Unexpected item in bagging area.'
"Ok, so now we know that turning it off and back on again, doesn't work for life support machines."
"Unidentified object in bagging area!"
'I can log into the space station, all our roving satellites and planetary explorers but I can't get into Obamacare.'
'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'
"Ha! Wrong again !"
'Looks like their glitch is back, then.'
'Opps! Fatal Error. You've been permanently deleted from our system.'
'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'
'Unexpected item in bagging area!'
"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."
"Unfortunately, our guest of honor can't be here tonight. I've just been told that he never actually existed, and is the product of a 1989 computer error. And isn't that just like Bert? Humble and self-effacing to the very end!"
"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"