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'When you said on youe resume you were a hacker, I had imagined something else.'
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."
Early Computer Hackers.
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
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'What kind of agent are you if you can't even get my phone hacked?'
19th Century Hacker
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
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"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."
"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."
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"Someone hacked into Portnoy's computer, stole his identity and paid off his mortgage and credit card debt. Some guys have all the luck!"
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"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."
"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"
"Looks like our spittoon has been hacked."
Hacked by Pacific Rim
"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
"Our records have been hacked!"
'A hacker broke into my computer and, in an act of random kindness, added instructional objectives, teaching strategies, and student comprehension assessment strategies, to my lesson plan.'
"I hacked into the obedience school and changed my grades. Who's the bad dog now?"
'It appears to be a hacker's virus.'
Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.
"I'm afraid some nude photos of myself might have been hacked. What should I do?"