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"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
'He's thinking. That's like buffering.'
"By using the accelerated graphics port with the m202 riser we can implement a data trawl without the 8ot network blah,blah cascading through the network..."
'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'
'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'
'WHOA!! Look at the colours of the sky and how the sun lights up the clouds! Mother Nature has got fantastic graphic software!'
"I've been interfacing with mud."
With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.
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'Did you understand ANY of that?'
"Do you think we're using the right key word?"
"He still has a dial tone."
"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"
'I'm still buffering.'
'Could you be a little more specific as to the type of 'gizmo' your computer needs?'
The c@ s@ on the m@
'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'
"I'll tell you what a 'flash crash' is if you tell me what a 'flash drive' is."
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"I'm majoring in computer sciences, and minoring in kinesthetic annunciative aggregates - you, know, technobabble."
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"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"
"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."
"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"
"That's a classic example of fashion malware."
Mortimer J. Hackworth: 'Offline forever.'
'I'm going to retrieve my lunch, access a cup of coffee, and remain off-line for an hour. In other words, if someone calls I'm out to lunch.'