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'Sorry I didn't do better in computer science. My teacher wanted to send you my report card over the Internet, but I told her you think computers are a fad.'
"Let's see...I believe a computer will be available for your class six weeks from Friday between ten and eleven in the morning."
"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."
'It could be that it's not plugged in, but that would be too easy.'
"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"
'"Like' and the world 'likes' you; 'Crash' and you 'ctash' alone.'
Break Time at the Computer Lab.
'What do you mean I'm blocked from getting 'Boys Gone Wild' on this?'
'No, no. Take this brand. Their user manuals are available online.'
'By the time I finished calling the role, our new computers were obsolete.'
'I learned something. Don't let anyone copy your homework and your password, too!'
'How are we going to enter the job market when these computers are old every six months?'
Grim Reaper figure of Death ending time of user of public computer
"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."