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'Our computer teacher must be real old. She remembers using Windows 3.1.'
'Settle a bet, Mrs. Templeton. Are you hardware or software?'
'Day ten with out computer, and we already ran out of memory!!'
"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'
'I know what it is. . . my wife makes me bring them home from office to put recipes in.'
"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."
"Will that keep out the bugs, Miss?"
"Hi, it's me - I'm on the internet!"
"That's it, now press, 'Reply-All' and bingo! Everybody's prayers have been answered."
'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'
'I feel foolish teaching computer literacy to students whose use of it is at least five years ahead.'
'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'
'Can I have the pass? I need to access the boy's bathroom.'
Fire drill at Computer School
'I ran out of excuses. My teacher taught us how to back up our homework on our computers.'
'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'
"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."
"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"