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'Here's your problem. The software was manufactured in November and your computer was manufactured in February. Sagittarius is incompatible with Aquarius.'
'You've been working with computer software too long, Timpleton.'
"I always feel refreshed after scrubbing a hard drive."
Man pouring glue into a printer.
Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.
'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'
'It does the work of a hundred people - unfortunately they all call in sick on the same day.'
Computer repairs: A little lower and to the left
'Data Dude' magazine.
'The printer repair guy.'
"They keep tabs open, they never reboot me, and they never delete my temporary files. Yet, they curse at e when I'm running slow. How is this fair?"
"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."