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"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
"That was funny maybe three cats ago."
"A mouse! A mouse!"
The reason elephants can't use computers - mouse phobia.
"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."
"You don't talk much, do you?"
Ideas that failed: The computer moose.
We Have The Mouse. . . We Have The Trap.
'I never knew my fatherboard.'
Forward to 10 friends.
"Regardless of your political persuasion, Ed, you've got to left click."
Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'
"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"
Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .
"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"
'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'
'It's 3 a.m. Put the bloody mouse down and come to bed.'
Twas the night before Christmas and many a mouse was stirring
'He wants a system wth lots of memory, but without a mouse.'
Laptop mouse living in a mousehole.
'Which mouse are we having trouble with, Pastor? The church mouse or the computer mouse?'
To say Mrs. Banks had a hard time getting the hang of technology was an understatement.
'This is Charles, our IT guy. He's cutting edge. He was an early adopter of the mouse pad.'
'Okay, now I'll show you how to 'drag and drop'.'
The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.