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'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'
"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."
'Data, data everywhere!'
OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.
'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'
'Sure, you can become a systems analyst if you want to - but tell Daddy, what is a systems analyst?'
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
'If Facebook is already replacing e-mail, then we should get started on a replacement for Facebook.'
"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....
'But I don't want to be a computer programmer!'
'If you want to talk to the IT service, please press 00101101100111001101110.'
"I combine technical skill with a human interface."
"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."
'Tell me more about your programmer.'
Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.
'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'
Daytime TV For Nerds
'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'
Man stabbed by giant pencil.
"A picture is worth 1,000 words."