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'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'
"The boss wants me to create a computer algorithm that converts hindsite into foresight."
'Data, data everywhere!'
OBSOLETE: Any piece of software or hardware that you bought last week for mega bucks.
'If Facebook is already replacing e-mail, then we should get started on a replacement for Facebook.'
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....
"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
"I combine technical skill with a human interface."
"Erwin's love for computer software is only matched by his love for nature."
'Tell me more about your programmer.'
Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.
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'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'
'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'
"A picture is worth 1,000 words."
'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'
'Ctrl, Alt, Click, Shift+Z, Cmd, Sb, Tab, Bksp, Del. Completely intuitive, dad.'
'Relax, Todd, nowadays all companies get their computer programmers from car boot sales.'