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'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
When rednecks and techies network.
'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'
"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."
"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."
'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'
"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'
"He's like a Bill Gates without a Microsoft."
"Henry, I'm beginning to think we're on different career paths."
"Guide us, Oh Database Manager!"
"I started an online forum for all of my radiology friends who are sick and tired of all the clicking we have to do logging in and out of programs like EMR and PACS, but so far nobody has logged on..."
"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."
'That's a million correct answers in a row!'
Computer operator welding machine.
Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.
"I assume you have internet access."
"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"
Open Source Software
"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."
'Excuse me. Hello? .... I'd like to exit this program now.'
'Ctrl, Alt, Click, Shift+Z, Cmd, Sb, Tab, Bksp, Del. Completely intuitive, dad.'
'Relax, Todd, nowadays all companies get their computer programmers from car boot sales.'