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'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'
"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."
'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'
'It figures. If there's artifical intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.'
"Oh, you press the button down..."
'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'
Early Computers Took Up Whole Rooms
Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.
Raymond Tomlinson died creator of the email
'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'
'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'
'I'm, Dr Jekyl, computer scientist, and this is Mr Hyde- he writes the manuals...'
'.. as well as serving us tea, we're wondering if you can help us battle the new worm virus.'
"We haven't perfected it yet... it's still only typing with two fingers."