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"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
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Colin liked to keep up with the very latest technologies.
We Have The Mouse. . . We Have The Trap.
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"The computer is user friendly but is the price consumer friendly?"
Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?
'It's about to restart.'
Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.
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'Never mind dual processors, 128 MB ram, vista professional, and 200MHZ...How much porn can I put on it?'
'Could you be a little more specific as to the type of 'gizmo' your computer needs?'
"No, injecting steroids into your computer won't make it perform better. Are you, by chance, an athlete?"
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'My computer controls all of my appliances. Since I installed pop up blocker software, my toaster doesn't work.'
'My son needs a laptop for college. Do you have any with a keyboard that does not have the $ key?'
Computers: Come In and Browse.
'I've told you before Simkins. Don't act like a know it all to the customers.'
'What shall I do If I haven't got a lap?'
Fiche & Chips
"I'm demoting you from the Genius Bar to the Educated Guess Counter."
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'Our computers are 100% gluten-free.'
"Why the extra bit on the screen?"
"Pssst, Bud - you lookin' for a natural system wet' lots of memory?"
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