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'These cars are so high-tech , you need a teen to operate one.'
"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."
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"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
Tags:social media, social medias, social network, social networks, social networking, general, generals, military officer, military officers, military medal, military medals, medal, medals, achievement, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, armed forces, proud, pride, achievements, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
Tags:discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, cute, cuteness, adorable, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, writing program, writing programs, skill, skills, skilled, qualification, qualifications, job qualification, job qualifications, qualified, hiring, application, applications, job application, job applications, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, attractive, attractiveness, computer skills, computer literacy
"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."
"Oops - I think I hit 'enter.'"
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'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'
'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'
'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'
'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'
I can be upgraded, can you?
'You're pretty new to cloud storage aren't you?'
'The resume is handwritten because I am not very good with computers' - The LAST thing you should say in ANY job interview.
"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."
Tags:desktop, desktops, desk top, desk tops, desk-top, desk-tops, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills, trash, trash can, trash cans
Not Computer Literate.
'Encryption. You must be joking. It took me six months just to learn how to email.'
Grandparents and technology
"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, generation gap, generation gaps, computer skills, it skills, stupid question, siblings, bother, tech support, grandpa, grandfather, grampa, grampie, gampies, elderly, senior citizens, computer, laptop, technophobe, savvy, computer whiz, seniors, computer literature, senior citizen, senior citizens
"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"
Tags:bar stool, bar stools, genius bar, technical support, technical supports, tech support, tech supports, bar-stool, bar-stools, genius, geniuses, computer support, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills, uncomfortable, it shop, computer shop, computer shops, it shops, computer repair, computer repairs
'Obviously, if you look for mistakes you'll find some!'
"How many times do I have to tell you ...It's alt+control.
"Mom said to make sure you don't goof up shopping online."
Tags:online shopping, internet shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping, shop, shops, laptop, laptops, christmas, xmas, christmases, present, presents, gift, gifts, family life, incompetence, incompetent, goof, goofball, husband, husbands, wife, wives, generation gap, generation gaps, computer skill, computer skills, technical skill, technical skills
'First, log on.'
Undo Last 20 Years of Life