Computer Systems Cartoons and Comics

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

"Well the good news is that the system is completely secure,no one can get into it...and the bad news...It's because it's crashed!"

'I wonder what the telematics will make of this.'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'Our system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"They say the computer is down."

'We need to upgrade our tech help from my 12 year old nephew.'

"The system's down."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

I see the computer system is down again.

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

'It's not the we're against performance targets, it's just that we have our own.'

'Well we did look at some of the latest data management systems and thought about networking them across a selection of media platforms...'

'It's a wheel - my other invention is a computer system for RBS.'

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

'Concerns about our data management are misplaced...our new system is very robust Miss Pettigrew.'

'We tried to get rid of 'superbugs'...but they're the only ones who can understand the new IT system!'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'

'Not very good netiquette, is it?'

'Now do you believe that IT systems can have an impact on environmental change?'

Computer Models.

"We found the hacker who broke into our system - and now he's our director of security."