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'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'
'I hear he's a software pirate.'
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
Computer acronyms for rich people.
Before and After an Update
"He's a pointer...and a clicker."
"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"
Computer Support Line
'My backup special...'
'Full system failure.'
'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'
'The computer's brand new!'
'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'
'Dating anyone?' 'Making any money?'
'It's a way to make money.'
"I've got a virus."
'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'
'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff!'
Viruses are Going Around. Get Your Tech Vaccinated!
"I'm having a problem with my computer. I want you to catch a plane and come back to fix it. By the way, how's your honeymoon going?"
"The new computer system has arrived, and Benny here is going to help us jump the technical hurdles."