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'I hear he's a software pirate.'
'This is Tina, As an IT guy I recognize the need for backup if things don't go well,'
'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'
'IT support? I need a hug..'
"Sometimes I don't think that his micro processor is fully functional."
'Here, check it by processing my bill.'
"No, the computers are fine. It's my attention span that's down."
Before and After an Update
"He's a pointer...and a clicker."
"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"
Computer Support Line
'Dating anyone?' 'Making any money?'
'It's a way to make money.'
'My backup special...'
'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'
'Full system failure.'
'The computer's brand new!'
'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'
"I've got a virus."
'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'
'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff!'
Viruses are Going Around. Get Your Tech Vaccinated!
"I'm having a problem with my computer. I want you to catch a plane and come back to fix it. By the way, how's your honeymoon going?"
"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."