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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
Message: This computer is shutting down for updates in 30 seconds.
Before and After an Update
"How long is it going to take for my computer to install all those updates?"
'I'm working on an upgrade of the computer, "Watson." I'll call it "Holmes".'
"It finally finished the update! But it started the update in 2004!"
"Our privacy terms have changed. Do you care?"
"Yes, there is a worm in your apple. Unfortunately I don't have any software to fix it."
'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'
"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."
"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."
'Is the new chip really that fast, or do you just like wearing all the safety gear?'
"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."
"Your computer's software is old. Even by my standards,
"I think that may have been one software update too far!"
"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."