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Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'
'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'
'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'
'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'
E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'
'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'
'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'
I can be upgraded, can you?
'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'
'Once you get over your fear of the mouse, this thing is really neat.'
'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'
Try that again and click nicely this time.
'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'
'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'
'We now suspect this is one of man's earliest attempts at developing a multitouch interface!'
'This is what people had to use before they got antennae.'
'It's internet addiction, doctor. We have him hooked up to a USB.'
'This baby has lots of memory.'
BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).
You're so demanding, run it yourself!
'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'
'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'
'Primitive camp' has WiFi.
Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Data Base of Useless Information, 500,000,000 GB.