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Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"I've got full bars – how about you."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, prison bars, cell mates, cell mate, cell, cells, con, cons, convict, convicts, imprisoned, behind bars, incarcerated, cell phone signal, mobile phone signal, phone signal, signal, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
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"It may be expensive for fragrance, but it's cheap for aromatherapy."
Tags:perfume, perfumes, expensive perfume, expensive perfumes, modern life, aromatherapy, con, cons, overpriced, overprice, health fad, health fads, beauty product, beauty products, consumer, consumers, consumerism, packaging, beautician, beauticians, feminine beauty ideal, marketing, marketing tactic, false advertising
"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"
Tags:astrologist, astrologists, astrology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, star-gazer, star-gazers, starsign, starsigns, star sign, star signs, pseudoscience, pseudosciences, pet peeve, pet peeves, hobby, job title, job titles, con, cons, scientist, scientists, psychic, psychics, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, horoscope, horoscopes
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
Berlitz guide to Scamese
Tags:language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life
"He says he's a great salmon guide."
"They gave me the same number as my Swiss bank account."
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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, con, cons, convict, convicts, break out, breaks out, breaking out, broken out, spot, spots, spotty, spotted, acne, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstood, escape, escapes, escaping, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Tags:magic bean, magic beans, revenue, revenues, jack and the beanstalk, value, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, investment, investments, financial, financials, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy story, fairy stories, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesman, confidence trick, con, cons, scam, scams
"Great legs, good cook, and not half bad in the sack, but hopelessly tied to his mother's apron strings."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, gossip, gossiping, girl talk, woman, women, man, men, mama's boy, mummy's boy, mother's boy, social stigma, red flag, red flags, warning sign, warning signs, con, cons, pros and cons, family, families, dependent, dependency, psychology, mental health
Tags:faux, hotel, hotels, facsimile, facsimiles, fake, fakes, faking, fake it, fakes it, faking it, vacation, vacations, vacationing, french, france, road trip, road trips, con, cons, con artist, con artists, false, false front, false fronts, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, set, sets, village, villages
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"
Tags:propose, proposes, proposing, proposal, marry, marries, marriage, finance, con, conning, businessman, businessmen, tax, taxes, role, roles, deal, idea, ideas, even, even share, equal, equality, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, unimpressed, unsure, uncertainty, uncertain, concern, concerned, exploit, exploited, used, french cartoon, french cartoons
"I'm fresh out of nightcrawlers. How about this combination VCR/DVD player?"
"A fantastic evangelist was on TV, and I sent him everything."
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, religion, religions, evangelist, evangelism, evangelical, evangelists, tv evangelist, husband, wife, marriage, multi level marketing, multi-level marketing, mlm, pyramid, pyramid scheme, advertising, advertisement, televangelism, televangelists, televangelist, megachurch, megachurches, scam, scamming, scammed, con, conned, prosperity gospel, con, cons, con artist, con artists
"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, scrying, vision, visions, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, computer, computers, technology, social insurance number, s.i.n., birthdate, date of birth, birth date, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, con artist, con artists, con, cons, fraud, identity theft, questionable, suspicious, sketchy, personal information, modern life
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
"Tell me again why incriminating your lawyer seemed like a good idea."
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"Doesn't it bother you that somewhere down the line we may get indicted or convicted of something?"
Tags:indict, indicted, indictment, accuse, accused, convicted, conviction, convicts, convict, capitol hill, capitol, politician, politicians, corrupt politicians, corrupt politicians, corruption, corrupt, con, cons, crimes, criminal, criminals, break the law, breaking the law, broken the law, worry, woories, worrying