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'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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Master of Illusion
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
"And let's remember that the public's need to know must always be balanced by our need to conceal."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, banker, bankers, banking, bank, banks, investment banker, investment bankers, investment banking, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, con artist, con artists, scam, scam artist, scam artists, con man
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
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"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
By allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection he needs to effectively stalk his prey.
(Career Criminal Counseling) (You appear to be honest, upstanding and respectable. You should try con games.)
Tags:scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, con man, con games, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, counselling, counseling, counsellor, counselor, counsellors, counselors, job counselling, job counseling, career counseling, career counselling, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen
The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'
"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."
The Great Sarcasmo
Flim & Flam Partners in Crime
"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
Tags:gigolo, gigolos, unemployed, unemployment, down and out, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beau, exploitation, exploitative, financial advice, monetary advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, poverty, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, conman, conmen, mark, marks, con men, con man, scam, scams
"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
Tags:spare change, poverty, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, spare-change, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, charity, charities, charitable, millionaire, millionaires, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, conmen, conman, con men, con man, doorstop, dreaming big, big dream, big dreams
'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'
"Frank here came up with the idea of billing customers for product and services we don't provide."
Tags:customer, customers, customer service, customer services, customer experience, unethical, business practice, business practices, customer satisfaction, con, cons, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, conmen, conman, con men, con man, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, business model, business models
"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
Tags:pension, pensions, 401k, 401(k)thief, thieves, blackguard, blackguards, dishonest, dishonesty, shifty, liar, liars, con, cons, con man, con men, managers, crooks, crook, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, head of pensions, investment, investments, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement savings
"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."
"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, cold calling, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, scamming, trick, tricks, con, conning, con man, con men, social insurance number, social insurance numbers, sins, s.i.n., s.i.n.s, credit card, credit cards, credit card number, credit card numbers, identity theft, lying, liar, liars, identify verification, verification, identity, modern life, phone scam, phone scams, telecommunications, phishing, phisher, phishers, personal information, fraud
"Try as we might, sir, our team of management consultants has been unable to find a single fault in the manner in which you conduct your business."
"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."
Ted Cruz as a snake oil salesman
"Why does every idea I have, have to be a scheme?"
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