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'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
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Master of Illusion
Berlitz guide to Scamese
Tags:language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
Tags:rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, sell, sells, selling, sold, seller, sellers, con, cons, conman, conmen, con man, con men, security, securities, security system, security systems, house, houses, home, homes, irony, ironic, scam, scams, scamming, scammed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
By allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection he needs to effectively stalk his prey.
The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter egg, easter eggs, egg, eggs, dye, dyes, dyeing, decorate, decorates, decorating, decoration, decorations, grift, grifts, grifter, grifters, conman, conmen, con artist, con artists, con man, con men, confidence man, confidence men, street performer, street performers, gamble, gambles, gambling, bet, bets, betting
'Be careful, it looks like a scam, to me.'
"We have a wonderful research department and they've identified you as a potentially hot prospect."
"I was out of work once, but I got off my duff and cleaned out this rich old babe in Riverdale."
Tags:gigolo, gigolos, unemployed, unemployment, down and out, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beau, exploitation, exploitative, financial advice, monetary advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, poverty, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, conman, conmen, mark, marks, con men, con man, scam, scams
"Do you mean three hundred million dollars on top of what we already have here, or three hundred million dollars including what we already have here?"
Tags:spare change, poverty, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, spare-change, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, charity, charities, charitable, millionaire, millionaires, fraud, frauds, fraudster, fraudsters, con, cons, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, conmen, conman, con men, con man, doorstop, dreaming big, big dream, big dreams
'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'
"Frank here came up with the idea of billing customers for product and services we don't provide."
Tags:customer, customers, customer service, customer services, customer experience, unethical, business practice, business practices, customer satisfaction, con, cons, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, conmen, conman, con men, con man, scam artist, scam artists, con artist, con artists, business model, business models
"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."
Tags:pension, pensions, 401k, 401(k)thief, thieves, blackguard, blackguards, dishonest, dishonesty, shifty, liar, liars, con, cons, con man, con men, managers, crooks, crook, swindle, swindles, swindling, swindler, swindlers, head of pensions, investment, investments, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement savings, retirement savings
"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."
'Forty billion is a generous offer for our company, but we'd feel a lot better about it, if you didn't plan on financing it by putting it on your Visa.'
"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."
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"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."
"Why does every idea I have, have to be a scheme?"
Tags:shape, shapes, pyramid, pyramids, con, cons, financial con, financial cons, financial scam, financial scams, scam, scams, con men, conmen, conman, con man, scam men, scam man, ponzi, white collar crime, pyramid scheme, pyramid schemes, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, business plan, business strategy, white collar crimes, ponzi schemes
Ted Cruz as a snake oil salesman
'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'
'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'
Pyramid Scheme: Starter Kit - Includes Triangle Shaped Post-It Notes and Order forms for more kits.