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'Does this outfit make my concealed weapon look big?'
"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."
"Then bring a smaller gun next time."
"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"
"Sorry. My new phone looks a lot like my stun gun."
"Next time you have a hand warmer in your backpack, just say so. People get rattled when you say you're packing heat."
'The school's safety patrol is frisking kids for concealed weapons.'
'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'
'Don't you know it's rude to show your concealed weapon on the first date?'
'We know you are 'Packing'. Give it up!'
'Do you have anything sharp on you that might cause me an injury?'
Miss Fenwick is caught carrying a concealed weapon: a hybrid tomato which, if thrown, is capable of maiming, even killing.
'My job on the school's safety patrol is to frisk the other kids for concealed weapons.'
"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."