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"In Vino Fertilization"
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
"It's perfect for starting a family."
He wasn't really her type, but her bio-illogical clock was ticking.
"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.
You've regressed too far...okay, I want you to back up out of the fallopian tube.
"Get a womb, you two!"
The future Arnold Schwarzenegger about to be conceived.
The future Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin about to be conceived.
The future Pablo Picasso about to be conceived
Life begins at conceptualization!
'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'
"Don't be so dramatic. you tell me you're pregnant every day?"
"Boy, when you and your wife decide to have children you don�t fool around do you?"
"If I want to hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, I'll buy some shoes for the cat!"
"After trying to start a family for so long, our doctor suggested a radical approach. . . sex! On every conceivable occasion.""
"It's for Betty's baby shower...she's not pregnant yet, but is hoping for a successful weekend!"