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"In Vino Fertilization"
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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Knowing that mechanics often try to fool femal customers, Charlene kept a pair of overalls and a mustache in her trunk,
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, fix, fixes, fixed, fixer, fixers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, garage, garages, impression, impressions, conception, conceptions, idea, ideas, ideology, judge, judged, judges, judgemental, opinion, opinions, swindle, swindles, swindled, swindler, close to home
"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
"It's perfect for starting a family."
'He wants to know if you brought him an X-Box?'
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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'The Beckhams called Brooklyn after where he was conceived so...'
"We still don't have children. He's been shooting blanks."
"He was conceived in a fit of irony."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, moms, mothers, mother, motherhood, mum, mums, dad, dads, fathers, father, fatherhood, pop, pops, new parents, new parent, new parenthood, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, stroller, strollers, conception, conceive, conceived, irony, ironic, unexpected pregnancy, unexpected pregnancies, family planning, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, birth control, birth controls, contraception, contraceptions
'The shepherds couldn't make it!'
Conceptionist at Human Reproductive Research Lab
Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample
"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."
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The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.
The future Bill Gates about to be conceived.
Tags:gift baby, baby, bies, newborn, newborns, conceptions, childbirth, childbirths, child-birth, child-births, new babies, family planning, unexpected pregancy, unexpected pregnancies, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, fertility, ivf, conception, new baby, starting a family, addition to the family, baby surprise
"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"
'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'
Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.
Tags:baby in-utero, baby, babies, unborn, umbilical cord, contractions, gestation, birth, birth canal, childbirth, pregnancies, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, midwife, midwives, gynaecology, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, gynecologists, gynecology, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, birth manual, birth manuals, paternity leave, paternity leaves, maternity leave, maternity leaves, late, gestation period
"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"
Tags:baby in-utero, baby, babies, foetus, foetuses, fetus, fetuses, unborn, umbilical cord, umbilical cords, contractions, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity ward, maternity wards, pregnancies, childbirth, childbirths, midwife, midwives, mother, mothers, womb, wombs, lead, leads, leash, leashes, escape, escapes, breakout, breakouts, runaway, runways
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
Tags:baby in-utero, baby, unborn, umbilical cord, contractions, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity, midwife, doctor, false contractions, childbirth, childbirths, midwives, maternity ward, false contraction, false contractions, timetable, timetables, labour pain, labor pain
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