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"Twenty dollars? Who does it-Christo?"
'It's a piece of conceptual art...'Milk and Eggs'...$56,000 Every day we have to pour fresh milk in the glass, and replace the eggs.'
"That doesn't apply to you, dear, you were born with money."
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"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."
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"For a critic, it's not easy to see a roomful of stuff like this, and pretend you think it's wonderful art."
"I can deal with the conceptual art and the electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be?"
"Look I could understand if it was a Rothko or Jackson Pollock!"
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Now go wash your hands.
"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"
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"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."
"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"
"Oh, he's not a writer - he's a conceptual artist."
An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.
"Your work is so full of anger, George."
Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.
"First it was a real one. Then artificial. Now it's completely conceptual."
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'Oh just ignore him; he likes to think he's a conceptual artist.'
'It's called 'Reverse'.'
"I found a way to turn my old report cards into fine art."
'...and he refuses to discuss the question of whether this is a serious work or a hoax.'
Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'
'It's an app that understands conceptual art. You ask it a question and it groans, smiles glibly and walks away.'
'Some of the critics called my work superficial, gimmicky and trite - but some really didn't get it at all.'