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The Sterlings Disapprove
"That's a relief, he's not being radicalised, it's just p**n!"
The Ekert Saga: '...So I thought you should know...even for Danae it seemed a little weird.'
'So, I think he's fine.'
'Let's not jump to any conclusions Wilma. There could be many reasons why he has a million in used bank notes under his bed.'
'It's making me happy.'
"Yes, I called an ambulance. You haven't looked at your phone for over 15 minutes. I just assumed you were extremely ill."
'It's says our son is in trouble because he's been copying and pasting at school. He's been copying other kids homework and eating paste.'
"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."
'Thank God! We thought you were obese.'
'Junior is just a little confused.'
'Underpants clean on this morning. I'd guess there's going to be a worried mum out there...'
"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"