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"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
Tags:concert, concerts, music concert, music concerts, orchestra, orchestras, audience, audiences, muscian, musicians, conductor, conductor, audience expectations, expectation, expectations, unwritten rule, unwritten rules, faux pas, blunder, blunders, high-culture, low-culture, pretentious, pretention, pretentiousness
"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, concert, concerts, crowd, crowds, party parties, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, ignorant, ignorance, dumb down, dumbing down, dumb it down, lighten up, lightening up, relax, relaxing, chill, chilling, insulted, insulting, insulted, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, mosh pit, mosh pits, drink, drinks, drinking
The von Trappist Family Singers in Concert
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Tags:old lady, old ladies, old woman, old women, concert, concerts, performance, performer, performers, piano, pianist, pianists, music, musician, musicians, stage, stages, theatre, manners, gentlemen, gentleman, etiquette, chivalry, chivalrous, interruption, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, o.a.p., o.a.p.s, good manners, bad manners
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."
"Come on, you know the words! Bum bum bum bum!"
"This song describes the events of a lovely spring day. The sky is a cloudless blue, birds are singing, and out at the ballpark the grass is an emerald green. It's the top of the fourth, there are two out and runners on ﬁrst and second. The batter hits a slow roller down the third-base line. The third baseman scoops up the ball barehanded and tries for a force play at second..."
Tags:song, songs, baseball, baseball fan, baseball fans, batter, batters, batting, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, ballpark, ballparks, fanatic, fanatics, concert, concerts, concert hall, concert halls, vocalist, vocalists, vocal, vocals, routine, routines, spring, spring day, spring days, classical music, piano, pianos, pianist, pianists
"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
Tags:rocker, rockers, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, rock star, rock stars, ageing rocker, ageing rockers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, performer, performers, concert, concerts, festival, festivals, fan, fans, sixty, sixties, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, songwriter, songwriters, singer, singers
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:pianist, pianists, musician, musicians, concert pianist, concert pianists, performer, performers, piano recital, piano recitals, concert, concerts, audience, audiences, bad audience, bad audiences, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"
Tags:opera, operas, concert, concerts, music, entertainment, performance, performances, sold out, ticket sales, ticket, tickets, scalper, scalpers, scalping, hawker, hawkers, selling tickets, buying tickets, ticket seller, ticket sellers, ticket resale, ticketing touting, admission, entertainment, greed, greedy, money, modern life
'Come on... Come on... Throw the stick...'
'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
Tags:peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour
'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''
'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'
Tags:seal, seals, perform, performs, performance, performances, musical concert, concerts, concert, gig, gigs, audience, audiences, crowd, crowds, horn, horns, honk, honks, honked, honking, unexpected, surprise, surprises, surprised, unanticipated, unwanted, disappointed, disappointing, close to home
"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."
"He's a Mosh Pit Bull Terrier."