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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, royalty, royalties, comedy, comedian, comedians, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, stand-up comedian, stand-up comedians, comedy, comedies, ghost writer, ghost writers, stand up, stand-ups, speech writer, speech writers, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, condemned, pass the blame, blame, blame game, pass the buck, accuse, accused, accusation
"Wow, I've never seen a better looking, better dressed, more physically fit group of guys in my life!"
Tags:firing squad, firin squads, executions, execution, execute, capital punishment, capital punishments, death penalty, death penalties, kill, kills, condemned, sentenced to die, flatter, flatters, flattery, flattery will get you everywhere, escape, escapes, escaping, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling
"I'd like to order off the children's menu."
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"The sharks around here like spices on their food."
"Hey, you're preaching to the choir."
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"Why didn't somebody tell us this guy could disarm with humor?"
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"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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"What a great day to be alive and not under indictment."
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Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms
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"I'm starting a blog."
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'Good news! The media upheld our acquittal.'
"You're a lawyer? Are you here on vocation or here for the refresher course?"
'What can I say? STUFF HAPPENS!'
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'What happened to this cottage pie?' 'Two men from the council came round and condemmed it.'
'Fortunately, I learn from my mistakes. Unfortunately, I've been sentenced to life with no parole.'
'When they roast someone here, they're really roasted.'
'Mondays are really Hell here!'
'I don't know why I'm here... nothing was ever my fault.'
'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'
'I'm cautiously optimistic.'
'I liked the part when he said we're all going to Hell!'
'I'm so ashamed. I believe people are basically good.'
'NEXT! C'MON, C'MON! CHOP, CHOP!'