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"Hon, could you check the expiration date on the Cheez Whiz?"
"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."
"Is there any ketchup in the house?"
Tags:play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, actor, actors, acting, stage play, stage plays, player, players, performer, performers, ketchup, catsup, condiment, condiments, eating out, dining out, dinner table, in the house, audience, the audience, restaurant, fourth fall, the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
Tags:mayonnaise, sauce, sauces, condiment, condiments, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, ham burger, ham burgers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ungrateful, ungratefulness, homecooked meal, homecooked meals, home-cooked meal, home-cooked meals, food critic, food critics, gender stereotype, everyday sexism
Sauce for the Goose
"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."
"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
"That one blot on my record, …. I'm certain it's either catsup or coffee."
'You asked for a little salsa.'
Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.
"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"
Tags:urban environment, urban environments, al fresco dining, dining alfresco, cafe, cafes, sidewalk, sidewalks, dining outside, eating outside, al-fresco dining, pepper, salt, soot, pepper mill, salt mill, condiment, condiments, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, gourmet, gourmets, foodie, foodies, food hygiene, unhygienic, hygiene, salad, salads
'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'
Cow puts salad dressing on grass.
'Teleport the salt, please.'
Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen
"I wish I was special."
Tags:special sauce, special sauces, ketchups, tomato sauce, tomato sauces, tomato ketchup, condiment, ketchup, condiments, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, special, ego, egos, self esteem, self-esteem, self-esteems, self esteems, self-confidence, self confident, self-confidence, self-confident
"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."
'Well, fancy meeting you here.'