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MAPLE MADNESS - IT AIN'T JUST FOR PANCAKES ANYMORE!
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"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."
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'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'
A Bill of Goods
'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'
"Did you switch conditioners?"
The Anti-flat shampoo worked.
Latte conditioner - adds extra foam.
'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'
Four days later, it occurred to Geoff that he may have been taking the 'lather, rinse, repeat' instructions too literally.
"'Adds body and fullness.' Maybe it's this conditioner and not my diet that's the problem."
Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.
'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'
'I stopped using that conditioner that adds more body and I still weigh the same.'
"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"
Tags:mane, manes, lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashionable, conditioner, conditioners, hair salon, hair salons, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, hair product, hair products, vain, vanity, show off, show offs
'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'
Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.
'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'
Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).
Ears and Nostril Shampoo.
'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'
'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'
'I didn't drink my lunch, sir. I used a beer rinse in my hair.'
'Are you the guy who called about his air conditioner being stuck 'on'?'