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'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
"And then it hit me: I'm salivating over a goddam bell."
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'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'
'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'
"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."
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'Could you please explain algebra within 30 seconds? I can't follow explanations that take longer than a commercial spot on TV.'
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Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.
'I've got this guy trained - every time I pull this lever he feeds me!'
'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'
"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"
"You like bells, huh, boss?"
1930: Schrodinger's cat meets Pavlov's dog
"Still won't talk, eh? Well I'd hate for it to get slightly colder in here."
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"I put an app on your phone that punches you in the face every time you eat junk food. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind."
'And then instead of feeding me he would ring a little bell...'
"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."
'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'
Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.
"Symmetry? No - I'm actually a Virgo."
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'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'