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"Don't worry Phil, we're just moving you down to four."
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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A surprise in the fine print
Tags:fine print, small print, terms and conditions, terms, conditions, read the fine print, read the small print, surprise, surprised, surprises, unpleasant surprises, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, shocked, shock, exclamation, exclamations, exclamation of horror, exclamations of horror, contract, contracts
"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."
Tags:medication, medications, med, meds, healthcare, prescription charge, prescription charges, health insurance, pharmacy, pharmacies, wealth gap, wealth divide, doctors appointment, doctor's appointment, public health coverage, treatment, treatments, expensive treatment, expensive treatments, medicine, medicines, condition, conditions, medical condition, medical conditions, getting old, ageing, getting older
"Before you say anything, let me tell you which TV shows I don't want spoilers on."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities, spoilers, tv, television, tv spoilers, television spoilers, screen addicts, screen addict, screen addiction, condition, conditions, hopeful, hopefulness
He's obviously depressed,let's label him and see if several years of unemployment and poor relationships helps his condition.
'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
'Great news. There's a new, highly effective app for what you've got.'
'Under privacy rules, I can't tell you anything about your condition. You'll have to find out yourself from a medical web site.'
Tags:preexisting conditions, pre-existing conditions, preexisting condition, pre-existing condition, condition, conditions, annoying, preexisting, pre-existing, stupid, dumb, obnoxious, weird, strange, devious, sneaky, sly, crafty, personality, personalities, personality trait, personality traits, disposition, dispositions, types of people
'If you would like to read more, the fine print is tattooed to my foot.'
'Looking for a job with better conditions?'
'There's no word for leisure in your language.'
Teachers hampered by testing.
Sweat Shop: 'You'd think they'd at least let us buy the seconds at a discount.'
"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, kris kringle, aladdin, magic lamp, magic lamps, oil lamp, oil lamps, genie, genies, wish, wishes, three wishes, conditional, condition, conditions, proviso, provisos, quid pro quo, quid pro quos, behavior, behaviour
"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."
'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'
OK, we do the annual report as a graphic novel, but only if I don't have to read it.'
'I couldn't help but notice that your condition fluctuates according to the bond market.'
"Isn't there anything the government can do to help?"
"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."
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