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'Needs to be more tweetable.'
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
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"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
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"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
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A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.
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'Actually I'm self-taught.'
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"You promised to stop bringing your work home."
"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."
'Come on... Come on... Throw the stick...'
"Well, folks, looks like we're going to be together here for a bit, so how about each of you turning to your neighbor and saying 'Howdy'?"
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An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.
Musician playing the piano on a computer.
There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.
"As per the terms of my divorce, my ex-wife will conduct the final movement."
"I'm going to need even less tuba."
Top-Echelon Shakeup: Zubin Mehta to Chrysler, Lee Iacocca to the Philharmonic
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'Yawn ... It was easier to stay awake when I worked rock concerts.'
There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.
'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'
"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."
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